Late last night The Best Friend aka the4thwall and I were talking about the various rpgs we have played over the years. In the course of it he was relating to me about his LARPing with Vampire the Masquerade. Even when our conversation had ended and both of us nodded into slumberland, evidently it still carried on in his dream.

Sun: So I dreamt that both of us are vampires!!!!
Moon: ...
Sun: And we're both staying together with our vampire dogs!
Moon: I don't want to be the bimbo one!!!!!!
Sun: Too late *smirks* Now shut up and listen!

( Presenting Twilight meets The Simple Life! )

In the New Xmen, Emma Frost the White Queen, initiated a series of psychic love affair with Scott Summers aka Cyclops while in the guise of it being a psychic therapy. Unfortunately Cyclops was married to Jean Grey aka Phoenix, and upon finding out, she went berserk at White Queen. Cyclops defended him and White Queen, saying it wasn't physical and hence not real.

Really? Is it not?

Of course over here in the real world, we don't have psychics capable of such magnitude. But the same analogy can be applied. What if you're already in a relationship or married, and someone initiates a cyber(or even sms) romance/sex with you? Is that considered cheating on your partner? Or is that not counted because it's not real?

LOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!

I'm utterly convinced that there's something dreadfully wrong with me!!!!!!!!!!

You see when I'm alone doing the You Know What... I don't do it. The urge doesn't even surface at all!! I'll just mentally groan as all the stress and desire flows out, pun intended, in a terrific rush.

HOWEVER when I'm with someone whom I feel comfortable with, whom I like, who is my date or boyfriend, whenever I finish cumming, I burst out into laughter. Not giggles. But honest to goodness hearty loud really fun laughter!!!!!!!! I actually laugh immediately after I cum, when I'm with someone I like!!!!!!!

I don't know how to explain but it has something to do with the immense pleasure and the final burst of orgasm flooding my brain. The sheer joy of it simply exploded outwards, and I reacted accordingly.

With pure laughter.

I have no idea why this is the case! I mean I would totally freak out if my top just bursts out laughing the moment he cums!! So... why me??!!!!!!!

Top 10 Typical MRT Commuters!


LOLOL!!! I'm mostly 7)!

I wanna know!!!! Which one are you!?! Most importantly... WHO IS 8) ?????????????????

Some people have not fully grasp the magnitude of my friendship with my Best Friend. He is my brother, my sister, my confidante and my family; I am so much even closer to him than my own estranged blood brother. I love him a lot and I would fucking kill anyone who fucks around with him by hook or crook. No one fucking messes with my family and gets away with it. Even if I have to die, I will fucking take you down with me you fucking piece of shit.

That being said, let's move on to happier stuff!!!

Moon: EH I just realised something!!!!
Sun: What?
Moon: Chinese mythology has NO mermaids ever!!! Why!?!
Sun: You and your mermaid craze!
Moon: Why don't have?!!
Sun: Uh... no mermaids cos the Chinese probably ate the first mermaids and it went extinct.
Moon: ...
Sun: HAHHAHHAAHHAAH!!
Moon: This is going on LJ!!

I was surfing through Facebook and I found this amazing guy and then I located him through youtube and found his plethora of videos! Simply amazing!! Check him out!






Sheesh you close your eyes and you really swear it's a woman! At least to my ears!

I'm quite a generous girl in that I don't mind sharing my sexperiences, tips, advices and the Dos & Don'ts when it comes to the Secret Rituals of Mating.

However I draw the line when it comes to dates and even more so when it comes to potential boyfriends.

So unfortunately this time round there's no kiss & tell from this gal because *giggles & blushes* this is highly highly boyfriend material. But it was great because for the first time in four over years.. I actually felt something more than just pure sexual thrill. Something which I didn't even feel with D. Wish me luck there!

I guess... so my Chaste & Celibate life... heheh... restarts again from today!

:P

Love you all!




P.S. EXCEPT shadesofhue . Pls fuck off and fuck off far enough into some sewer.

Sweet breath of Aphrodite! It's been so long since I started on my vows to be Chaste & Celibate....

It's driving me NUTSSSSSSS!!!!!

*claws at chastity belt*

How can monks and nuns tahan?!!!!

You know something... everyone has a preference. You either like this... or you like that. Very very rarely you will come across someone who actually likes both equally.

Telling me that you're flex btm... it means you ARE BTM LA!!!!!! Dun need to tell me grandmother stories of how you topped once in 1995 and 2003. Yes you're flex. But when given a choice, you gravitate towards the btm role. Hence YOUR preference is btm lor!!! Regardless of whether in which century you topped some poor unfortunate soul... you're fucking btm.

Just admit it. Dun need to add a fanciful "flex" in front of the btm.

Dear Dogs and Cats:

The dishes with the paw prints are yours and contain your food. The other dishes are mine and contain my food. Placing a paw print in the middle of my plate and food does not stake a claim for it becoming your food and dish, nor do I find that aesthetically pleasing in the slightest.

The stairway was not designed by NASCAR and is not a racetrack. Racing me to the bottom is not the object. Tripping me doesn't help because I fall faster than you can run.

I cannot buy anything bigger than a king sized bed. I am very sorry about this. Do not think I will continue sleeping on the couch to ensure your comfort, however.

Dogs and cats can actually curl up in a ball when they sleep. It is not necessary to sleep perpendicular to each other, stretched out to the fullest extent possible. I also know that sticking tails straight out and having tongues hanging out on the other end to maximize space is nothing but sarcasm.

For the last time, there is no secret exit from the bathroom! If, by some miracle, I beat you there and manage to get the door shut, it is not necessary to claw, whine, meow, try to turn the knob or get your paw under the edge in an attempt to open the door. I must exit through the same door I entered.

Also, I have been using the bathroom for years - canine/feline attendance is not required.

The proper order for kissing is: Kiss me first, then go smell the other dog or cat's butt. I cannot stress this enough.

Finally, in fairness, dear pets, I have posted the following message on the front door:

TO ALL NON-PET OWNERS WHO VISIT AND LIKE TO COMPLAIN ABOUT OUR PETS:


(1) They live here. You don't.
(2) If you don't want their hair on your clothes, stay off the furniture. That's why they call it 'fur'-niture.
(3) I like my pets a lot better than I like most people.
(4) To you, they are animals. To me, they are adopted sons/daughters who are short, hairy, walk on all fours and don't speak clearly.


REMEMBER : DOGS AND CATS ARE BETTER THAN KIDS BECAUSE THEY


(A) eat less,
(B) don't ask for money all the time,
(C) are easier to train,
(D) normally come when called,
(E) never ask to drive the car,
(F) don't hang out with drug-using people;
(G) don't smoke or drink,
(H) don't want to wear your clothes,
(I) don't have to buy the latest fashions,
(J) don't need a gazillion dollars for college and

(K) if they get pregnant, you can sell their children...



LOLOL from Facebook's PetsZone Petisserie .  Damn hilarious because it's so true!

Words can't possible describe how incredible angry, furious, pissed off, livid and really ANGRY I am now.

I came back home after my date with A, which incidentally was good, to the unmistakable stench of URINE in my room. Immediately I looked all over the floor. But it was clean. Even if it dried up so fast, there has to be residue left.

So after checking emails, FB and LJ, and was about to head off to bed, as I was about the PLONK right down... I saw it.

A clear BIG HUGE DARK STAIN on the bed, extending to where ALL MY 3 PILLOWS, 3 CUSHIONS are. Immediately I just went berserk. I whirled around onto her and instantly she cowered. She KNOWS.

After a first class beating, NOW at 3 fucking AM  even though I'm dead exhausted, I'm washing PILLOWS, washing CUSHIONS... hanging them to dry.... washing bedsheets... frantically wiping away at the stain or rather wiping away at the SMELL which by now is quite unnoticeable.

She's presently IN DISGRACE, sleeping at my room's door.

And I am here now on LJ with bloodshot eyes.

Okay the spin cycle for the first batch of pillows and cushion is up. NEXT batch incoming.

Caught Transformer 2: Revenge of the Fallen with A, and it was pretty awesome... with some funny moments though the poignant moments kinda feels... uh... milked.

Soundwave finally made his appearance, though I'm very disappointed in his incarnation. And Starscream and Megatron looked WAY WAY WAY TOO ALIKE!!!!! A lot of times I keep trying to find out who is who!! FFS GIVE MEGATRON HIS GODDAMN GUN!!!!!




P.S. I'm still Chaste & Celibate

Oei you all dun so mean & beech me hor!!!

I said I'm dating A only lor... date niah no sex... so I'm still Chaste & Celibate wat!!!!!

Right???

Okay stop asking how or where I find!

But I'm dating A now.

LOL




P.S. I'll start my Virtuous Chaste & Celibate life next week ok?

I have decided.

After a life of sin... after such a trying and convoluted duration... I've decided to henceforth lead a Virtuous life of Celibacy and Chastity. I'm sick and tired of dating. I'm sick and tired of sleeping around. I want to reform, and be a proper good girl now.

Let's recap shall we?


1) Like M. But he's attached... to a GIRL. We slept together already. Wild in bed. I like. A lot.

2) Intrigued by N. Shares a common passion. Haven't sleep with him yet. Currently on my black list.

3) M2 is interested in me. Not really my cup of tea. Boring too with nothing in common.

4) G has been consoling me. Married. No! Its only for sex.

5) Fucked things up majorly with DT. Huge fall out. Plenty of ugly words hurled to and fro. The End.

6) D still wants me back. Still pretty much into me. Thumbs up to him knowing everything about me.

7) B wants to sleep with me cos he finds me CUTE. He's blind. Clearly.

8) Pretty interested in C. But way way way too complicated. Age gap. Not in my favour. *gasps*

9) W keeps wanting to sleep with me. Puts his sex skill down so badly that I finally agreed not to sleep with him.

Good grief!!! I need a break.
 

Julius Caesar had once so famously said, "Vēnī, vīdī, vīcī".

I wished it was that easy when it comes to relationship. By that I mean any form of relationship between members of our species. The mind games... the mis-communication... the unforgettable brilliant just purrrrfect Ex... the list goes on and on.

Oh well... back to the old drawing board!

Carpe diem quam minimum credula postero !!!!!!!!!

Went out with DT for a special occasion.

DT: By the time I'm through with you... you'll be sorry!
Me: HAH! By the time I'M through with you... you will be begging me for mercy!
DT: We shall see
Me: Yes we shall see.

By the end of the night.

DT: Ok you win you win. Cannot tahan liao...
Me: *smirks* I told you. Now... can we do it again?
DT: Nooooooo spare me!

:P

Okay I have been sluttingmeeting plenty of other guys ever since I got like officially the pass to Singlehood again. Come to think of it... the interim with D I was attached meh? I really don't feel that I was... so I'm very inclined to disregard that.

One thing that I really don't get. Fine I'll admit first that I'm super insecure about the way I look. I totally lost it ever since that incident and I put on like a gazillion ton of weight. I'm not chub yet but I will be soon if this continues!

So they keep saying that I'm cute and I feel like screaming "ARE YOU BLIND!?!?!?"

I just don't get it!